Let's make our 4rum more interesting, let's post our story, music or whatever because it's our 4rum. I start first with some funny stories I know:
1:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’ The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
2
An eagle took a nap on the tree, do nothing.
A rabbit saw that and asked the question: can I sit and do nothing like you?
Eagle answered: Why not?
So the rabbit sat down and took a nap.
A fox suddenly appeared, catch the rabbit.
Lesson: if you want to do nothing, you had to sit in somewhere very high.
3
A salesperson, a secretary and a boss have lunch together, they have an ancient oil lamp. They opened the lamp and a fairy appeared.
Fairy said: "each of you will have a wish."
I'm first! - Secretary said: I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a motor boat and forgot all life. Puff. Secretary disappeared.
I! I! salesperson told her: I want in Hawaii lying on the beach with private massage staff, supplies and Pina Coladas with a lot of lover. Puff .. salesperson disappeared.
Ok your turn. Fairy talk to the manager.
He said: I want those people will be at office after lunch.
Lesson: Let your boss talk first.
